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For ages, men and women have dabbled in the arts. The culmination of eras have led to this pinnacle, in which man may look back on his most prolific years and appreciate the fine accomplishments he has produced. This blog pays homage to the finest, most cultivated aspect of Art and Art Details; the phallus. Whether it be short and stringy as cupid's or a bulging scarlet with balls as big as Zeus himself, this art details blog is sure to tickle your phallic fancy and invoke the savant dreams that reside within you.


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Pierre-Charles Simart’s “Oreste réfugié à l’autel de Pallas” Or “Hot Pocket

Pierre-Charles Simart’s “Oreste réfugié à l’autel de Pallas”


Or “Hot Pocket



Maarten Van Heemskerck’s “Venus and Cupid”or “Spanks”

Maarten Van Heemskerck’s “Venus and Cupid”
or “Spanks”



Andrea Montegna’s “Ceiling Oculus” Or “Gerber Balls”

Andrea Montegna’s “Ceiling Oculus”

Or “Gerber Balls”



Jules-Élie Delaunay’s Mercure Or, “Robert Dickhole”

Jules-Élie Delaunay’s Mercure

Or, “Robert Dickhole”



Gene Jansson’s “The Naval Bath House” Or “Pastel Peen”

Gene Jansson’s “The Naval Bath House”

Or “Pastel Peen”



Heinrich Eduard Julius Hübner’s “Stehender männlicher Akt”  Or “Beefer”

Heinrich Eduard Julius Hübner’s “Stehender männlicher Akt” 

Or “Beefer”



From Hans Memling’s “Diptych Of Martin Van Nieuwenhove” Or “Bean Bag”

From Hans Memling’s “Diptych Of Martin Van Nieuwenhove”

Or “Bean Bag”



Raphael’s “La Belle Jardiniere” Or “Chubs”

Raphael’s “La Belle Jardiniere”

Or “Chubs”



Masolino’s “The Temptation of Adam in the Garden of Eden” Or “Oedipenis Rex”

Masolino’s “The Temptation of Adam in the Garden of Eden”

Or “Oedipenis Rex”



Jean Fouquet’s “Madonna and ChildOr “Snausage”

Jean Fouquet’s “Madonna and Child
Or “Snausage”